July 2012
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Your current number of followers is the number of...
not-a-comedian:
nacholatkes:
crystalanthemums:
robomegido:
brinydeep:
SAMBA
OH MY GOD
AMANDA. YOU. ME. DANCE PARTY. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
(got over 1000 so last three numbers)
i am a giant dragon. ok.
Well, ok then
If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self...
toastweasel:
washisms:
carolinesavictim:
theredbookofwesteros:
a-la-fenetre-au-mur:
cocainium:
bodyofwater-toxicandtimeless:
aluminumapples:
captaincatbutts:
bitethisurl:
ireneisabean:
pandarson:
You are a man.
It wasn’t your fault.
YES, YOU ARE GAY.
He wasn’t worth it
learn how to survive
please don’t eat that
don’t come-out to mom
break up with him.
draw...
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the-amazing-memow:
dummkopfs:
august 8th is WAY too fucking early for school to start what the hell arizona
Motherfucker please, I have to start on the 2nd because fuck you Arizona.
Hey, at least we get a spring and fall break :D
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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TRACE URLS?
nogoodhasook:
http://bolinn.tumblr.com/
We need to know where he is! Please! He’s potentially killed himself, please help!
Signal Boost
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kodori:
why cant plane tickets be like
10 dollars
Because the plane would be made out of cardboard and wishes and you would lose half of it along the way
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nyehrisol:
mothbyte:
bartheswasright:
...
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Im way to good at alienating myself
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I want to just talk to someone…..be blunt and let all of my problems go…..I wish that I could do this with my friend but, I know she’ll just get mad at me……I dont feel like I should ask for help, I feel like its a stupid cry for help and that Im over reacting. But….I cant shake the feeling that I need to talk
stupid catch 22
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I really feel like a selfish, picky, unreasonable bitch…….
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dionthesocialist:
I don’t give a fuck about your right to own a gun. I have a right to not be shot. I think mine’s a little more important here.
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Ok so I’ve decided tonight is Random Question Monday, so Im going around to a bunch of blogs I follow and just asking random questions.
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fairygodblogger:
people who have wifi but don’t know the password
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the-amazing-memow:
emptyencore:
power-to-the-music:
a 15 year old girl just won a gold medal at the olympics
guys, what are we doing with our lives
pft madoka saved the world when she was 14
mother fucker please
Bitches
Dont even go there
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itokitjorn replied to your post: hi. :D
well run blog HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH…………….but omg thank /// we should talk more tho u seem super cool uwu
Hehe Thanks :) And trust me, your blog is awesome. I like how articulate everything is. (I am rather jealous of people who can talk/type in complete/understandable sentences.)
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gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
homocrow asked: hi. :D
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book: he took a bite out of the apple
teacher: now what could the apple represent
teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
book: calm down
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Put a “hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
thebookofthebraindead:
seasideheir:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
Sounds like a blast
BRING IT ONNN
Let’s test my memory…
Bring It
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Mind Vomit: lastofthetimeladies: I’m not a sucker... →
lastofthetimeladies:
I’m not a sucker for love stories.
When I say I ship something, I don’t care about the happily ever after. I don’t care about romantic comedies or princess movies with a seamless love arc and a fairytale ending. That isn’t what I’m in it for.
I’m not a sucker for love…
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methlabrador:
in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
Oh god…..My sister was born in 2000……..Excuse me while I go hide in the bomb shelter under my house….
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chatsu1337:
girl-a:
i like to think that years after homestuck has ended and the fandom has dispersed and moved on that april 13th will always be this oddly special day in our hearts and if we tell people and they ask why that we say, “oh, it was an old friend’s birthday.”
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"YOU SHOULD READ HOMESTUCK" THEY SAID
nepetaquest:
“IT’S A HILARIOUS WEBCOMIC” THEY SAID
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people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
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glamydia:
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
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“When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...”
– Joss Whedon (via dress)
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ravens-nest:
queentimelady:
shercocklocked:
sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:
hazelgustus:
literallysame:
liam-gayne:
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
when you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
when you lose something you cannot replace
And...
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I hope M. Night was watching because THAT was a twist!
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wellalright:
i don’t have a smartphone and i always imagine getting mugged and having the mugger be like, “shit, i have a nicer phone than this.”
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everdeens:
How am I supposed to wake up at 6am if I go to sleep at 7am
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Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
